I found this blog sorta lying around. It looked kinda dirty, like nobody was using it. So I picked it up, and I took it home, and I gave it a bath in my kitchen sink.
I told it all sorts of things. Oh, and I showed it my pictures, too. Sometimes, it laughs at what I say. Sometimes it just kinda sits there and stares at me. But it’s always listening.
Now this blog is my friend.
You can be my friend, too, if you like.